When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
aww this is really cute ;u;
I’ve been found out
I have combined the two.
I like the sound of panic in customers’ voices when they call me.
And the relief when they get help.
Is this what sex feels like?
/mlp/ listens in on a writer’s meeting.
Wait, hold on.
WHY IS THERE HAND LOTION RIGHT NEXT TO THE FIFTH ELEMENT COSPLAYER!?
As if he’d still have functioning man parts after wearing that ball crusher.